To 8th Grade Me

6 Jun

Dear 8th grade me,

     This year you might want to consider not procrastinating because in the past it has ended in working on a project till very late hours the day before it is due. You should also try your best and do your homework. Writing down your homework could help to so you don’t just watch TV when you actually still have a worksheet to do, because your memory really isn’t all that great. Keep track of your books. If you just chuck your book somewhere in your room you will most likely not find it for a while so keep track of your supplies and work. Organization can make a difference. Lastly study and finish all your homework before you go on your phone, PS3, or the TV otherwise the work probably won’t get done. Be responsible and set a good example.

 

From,

7th grade Genevieve

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Dear 8th grade Claire

6 Jun

When you are in eighth grade remember to behave and act responsible so that we can be an example for the little kids. We also need to be good leaders of the school. We should do our homework, study, and work hard to get good grades. I should take every assignment seriously and do my work first before I go on any electronics. I need to remember that my school work comes before my sports. Even if I am busy I should make time to organize my school work and keep my locker neat. I also need to keep track of school work I miss when school.

Claire

Stupid Forever Alone Losers and their Dumb Online Games

23 May

fat gamer

Today I viewed a video of a woman who lived her life all day on her computer playing Second Life and earning real world money by designing clothes. She clearly must have had no friends, no love life, and was having a bit of a weight issue from living on that computer seat. Thinking she could deal with the muffin top bloat issue by going on the virtual world. That muffin top wont bulge until u break a sweat. I think that playing an online game from time to time is okay but to the point where you have no real life is just plain sad. She was clearly going to be forever alone unless she decides to change her Buddha ways!!! In the other cases where we viewed artificial intelligence such as the Ford Robot, i found to be cool and rockin. The Japanese human robots that talk to hospitalized patients were just plain creepy and weird. If i saw those in my hospital room i would jump out of the window into the parking lot and hope to be bashed by a bus. They were hideous and scary and i would never ever want to talk to one because I’m pretty sure it would kill me. Those are just my opinions on the videos we viewed today and i hope that you never become obsessed with Second Life because then you are doomed to have a life with no real friends.

a Yargi Summer Claire

23 May

This summer I am looking forward to hanging out with my best friend Rickee. Rickee and I will most likely make McAmbuyas Cheesy Acorn Stew and go get matching mullet haircuts. We also like to go ride our grandma scooters all around town. Hopefully the mullets that we get won’t be to vicious because making cookies can be really hard when your mullet keeps slapping you in the face. Rickee and I also like to go dancing downtown. We have some really good moves when we are on the dance floor. This summer I am not only looking forward to hanging out with cute Rickee, but with my granny, Claire. Claire and I enjoy combing our mullets and hitting dibs with baseball bats. One time Claire accidently ripped her mullet off and a cactus stole it. We spent the whole week chasing that cactus and finally decided to give up and buy her a wig. Now if you ever see a cactus with hair you will know why. Claire also enjoys hanging out with Rickee. We will probably all sing our favorite song “Yiyiyiiiyiyi” around a camp fire when we go on our camping trip in Guatemala. These are just some of the many activities that I am looking forward to doing this summer.

Last summer my friend’s Shumbo, Humberto, and Cheggy all came with me to go bull riding. Unfortunately Shumbo’s head was yipped off. We had to replace it with a cactus. Humberto was very upset but we decided to continue on with our fun bull riding journey. Despite the fact that Shumbo kept running into things with her cactus head we decided to stick her on another bull and she broke the world Record. Cheggy was so thrilled she yipped Shumbo’s head right back off. It made for a very eventful trip. Last Summer I also went on a cruise with my good friend yiyiyiyii and she accidently got yipped by a cactus and then eaten by a shark. It was unfortunate but we caught the cactus and tortured it until it brought yiyiyiyii back to life. Once she was back we were all so relieved and were able to have fun going jet skiing with our mullets. My mullets attacked the Jet Ski though and gave me a fright. Overall I had a great summer and hope that this one will be as good and eventful as the last ogre.

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Genevieve A Muffintop Summer

23 May

This summer I am looking forward to hanging out with my best friend Rickee. Rickee and I will most likely make McAmbuyas Cheesy Acorn Stew and go get matching mullet haircuts. We also like to go ride our grandma scooters all around town. Hopefully the mullets that we get won’t be to vicious because making cookies can be really hard when your mullet keeps slapping you in the face. Rickee and I also like to go dancing downtown. We have some really good moves when we are on the dance floor. This summer I am not only looking forward to hanging out with cute Rickee, but with my granny, Claire. Claire and I enjoy combing our mullets and hitting dibs with baseball bats. One time Claire accidently ripped her mullet off and a cactus stole it. We spent the whole week chasing that cactus and finally decided to give up and buy her a wig. Now if you ever see a cactus with hair you will know why. Claire also enjoys hanging out with Rickee. We will probably all sing our favorite song “Yiyiyiiiyiyi” around a camp fire when we go on our camping trip in Guatemala. These are just some of the many activities that I am looking forward to doing this summer.

Last summer my friend’s Shumbo, Humberto, and Cheggy all came with me to go bull riding. Unfortunately Shumbo’s head was yipped off. We had to replace it with a cactus. Humberto was very upset but we decided to continue on with our fun bull riding journey. Despite the fact that Shumbo kept running into things with her cactus head we decided to stick her on another bull and she broke the world Record. Cheggy was so thrilled she yipped Shumbo’s head right back off. It made for a very eventful trip. Last Summer I also went on a cruise with my good friend yiyiyiyii and she accidently got yipped by a cactus and then eaten by a shark. It was unfortunate but we caught the cactus and tortured it until it brought yiyiyiyii back to life. Once she was back we were all so relieved and were able to have fun going jet skiing with our mullets. My mullets attacked the Jet Ski though and gave me a fright. Overall I had a great summer and hope that this one will be as good and eventful as the last ogre.

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The things I en…

16 May

The things I enjoyed most about last year and  Summer were. I went swimming, hung out with Ricky, and went fishing with Ricky. I also got a new pair of awesome glasses. During the school year I enjoyed doing plays with Mrs. O and the sixth grade. I also loved science with Sr. Adrienne. Ricky is my best friend for life we both enjoyed doing Art and Social Studies with Mrs.O.Ricky and I enjoyed learning about the homo sapien’s  and homo erectus the most.

The things I enjoyed about this year were Mrs. Novack’s castle groups for Japan and learning new vocab roots. I also liked learning about scale models with Ms.Costerre even Mr. Wolverton taught us a little something about math and scale models. My good ole friend who is turning the ripe age of three hundred played baseball with me everyday. Her name is Yiiyiyiyi. Boy she is a fun woman and she can still come to Guatemala with me but we have to watch out for yipper’s because they ripped Yiiyiyiyi’s mom’s hair out and even yipped my arm right out of the socket! Thank goodness it grew back I don’t know what I would do with out that thing.

This summer I’ am looking forward to going bull riding with my friends Ricky, Ricky junior, and Ricky senior we go to the ranch and meet up with my friends Cyrus and his tractor Micaela. We love that farm and it also has a small lake filled with fish and, cattle even try to sneak  in there for a swim but I have my trusty friend Cyrus who has a shotgun. One time a huge cattle went into the lake and Cyrus shot it and boy did that cattle explode like a volcano. Never saw that cattle again.

Next school year I am looking forward to having a rocking school year with Ricky, Cyrus, and Yiiyiyiyi. I can’t wait to meet our new teachers and to have a great year for eighth grade. Then it is off to high school boy will I miss Mrs.O and Ricky better be coming to my high school or else I will have to make him in to butter. The only thing I am not looking forward to for high school is not seeing Yiiyiyiyi and having all the homework. Well I am also going to miss computers and especially the Ms. Savoni’s songs she played on her guitar.

 

 

 

me

25 Apr

im so hot! ME BACK IN THE DAY FEELIN BETTER THEN EVER AND I FELT CUTE FOR ONCE